These Punchlines are Apparent

You know it's a good Dad Joke when the punch line is apparent.

Get it?

Balancing work with a little bit of laughter comes naturally at Jovian Concepts where our Core Values enrich our corporate culture. For National Let's Laugh Day we asked Jovians to give us their best corny jokes to share here. Always Down to Earth, Up to the Challenge, our Jovians came through with this fun list.

Sit back, relax, and prepare to roll your eyes.

Why do dads bring an extra pair of socks to the golf course?

In case they get a hole in one.

My boss asked me why I only get sick on workdays.

I said, "It must be my weekend immune system."

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

What do you can a dinosaur playing hide-and-seek?

A do-you-think-he-saw-us.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it would be a sedan.

Why don't crabs ever give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

What does a nosey pepper do?

It gets jalapeno business.

I'm reading a horror story in Braille.

Something bad is about to happen-- I can just feel it.

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why is it dangerous to eat Girl Scout Cookies?

Because once you have one, you want SAMOA.

Chicken sees a salad. Get it?

About Jovian Concepts, Inc.

Jovian Concepts, Inc. provides unique on-site technical services to agencies of the United States government. Founded in 2009 by Richard Scheper, Ph.D., Jovian Concepts is based in Maryland and is an Equal Opportunity Employer, including disability and veterans. For more information, visit www.jovianconcepts.com.