Talk Like a Pirate

Our recent teambuilding retreat to Amelia Island must have let the salty air get to us. We found that once we started sharing pirate jokes, they just kept coming.

Here are some of our favorites from that trip:

Q: Why is pirating so addictive?

A: They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

Q: What's a pirate's favorite type of music?

A: Arrrrrrrrr and B.

Q: How do pirates communicate?

A: Aye to Aye.

or

A: On an Aye phone.

Q: How do pirates know they're pirates?

A: They think, therefore they Arrrrrrrr!

Q: What's a pirate's favorite school subject?

A: Arrrrrrrrrrrrt.

Q: Why don't pirates shower before they walk the plank?

A: They'll just wash up on shore later.

Q: Why was the pirate sad when their parrot left?

A: It gave them the cold shoulder.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite musical instrument?

A: The guit-arrrrrr.

Q: How much did the pirate pay for a piercing?

A: A buck-an-ear.

Q: What do you call a pirate with two eyes, two hands, and two legs?

A: A rookie.

Q: Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

A: They were standing on the deck.

Q: When did the pirates eat cake?

A: When they got to the dessert island.

They just get funnier and funnier the more we say these. Or is that the salty air getting to us again?

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