Celebrating Dads with Some Jokes

We asked Jovians if they know any good Dad Jokes and they did not disappoint!

Seems that our employees keep the best ones in a DAD-A BASE. (See what we did there?)

In honor of Father's Day this month, we're sharing some of our favorites here.

Why can you not trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Why is everyone so tired on Mondays? Because we’ve been in a weekend state.

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken sees-a-salad.

NASA is launching a satellite to say SORRY to the Aliens. It is called Apollo-G.

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

If at first you don’t succeed, maybe skydiving is not for you.

What is made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe.

Where do bad rainbows go? Prism. It is a light sentence that gives them time to reflect.

I was told to put ketchup on a shopping list, but then I couldn’t read it.

Why is dark spelled with a K? Because you cannot c in the dark.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because the chicken had a laser pointer.

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.    

What should you do if your puppy isn't feeling well? Take him to the dog-tor.

I adopted a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.

What do you call a toothless bear? A GUMMIE BEAR.

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.

What did the big flower say to the little flower? "Hey there, bud!"

Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe. (Get it? Can't elope.)

What did the lettuce say to the celery? Stop stalking me!

A pair of jumper cables went out for a drink.  The bartender said, "You can stay, but don't start anything!"

Corny jokes are a part of every online BINGO night at Jovian Concepts, so we have a feeling there are more where these came from! Having a little fun now and then adds Balance to our lives and supports the Core Values we share.

This season is a good time to find out why we are recognized repeatedly as a Top Workplace. Get to know Jovian Concepts and reach out to us if you'd like to learn more.

About Jovian Concepts, Inc.

Jovian Concepts, Inc. provides unique on-site consulting services to agencies of the United States government. Founded in 2009 by Richard Scheper, Ph.D., Jovian Concepts is based in Maryland and is an Equal Opportunity Employer, including disability and veterans. For more information, visit www.jovianconcepts.com.